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"I WILL SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION. . ." - Not a goddamned ideology. Not a goddamned political party. So help me God.




SHE CALLED OUT "FREE BEER" - And no one gave a shit what her political ideology was.




media bias -


TAGS: news media ideology democrat republican
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 10, 2014, 9:50 pm
Really? You're not familiar with the Tea Party, a once grassroots movement co-opted by corporate interests and media outlets to rage against a certain "Barry Soetoro" who has supposedly infiltrated the White House as a socialist dictator. Anything else?
foxrecon19d - May 10, 2014, 7:09 pm
I don't think I've mentioned the Tea Party. I need you to educate me, my friend. Who is the evil and Hitlerian dictator from Kenya and what does he have to do with the Tea Party?
Cannabal - May 10, 2014, 2:57 pm
Only t'wats take this political bulls'hit seriously. -_*
fauxnews - May 10, 2014, 1:59 pm
ROFLCOPTER..You're a funny guy CB. ;-)
Cannabal - May 10, 2014, 12:02 pm
THE MOAR U KNOW
EmmaRoydes - May 10, 2014, 9:26 am
Egad! Egg on my face! Infotainment it is.
Cannabal - May 10, 2014, 1:00 am
Thing is, this whole problem could be solved if Medicare was made into a universal, single-payer system, and from there, we could make further reforms, because by taking out the "public option" the PPACA legislation is useless in its current form.
ipaprime - May 10, 2014, 12:49 am
well the Pacific Legal Foundation is now challenging Obamycare for violating the Origination clause of the constitution
Cannabal - May 10, 2014, 12:29 am
The word is "infotainment." Look it up.
EmmaRoydes - May 9, 2014, 11:32 pm
then again, msnbc isn't in the top 5 list that the poster shows and CNN is more of a travel and entertainment channel than a news channel now.
EmmaRoydes - May 9, 2014, 11:28 pm
I'm not sure I can agree with the networks doing whatever gives them the best ratings. MSNBC and CNN ratings are in the toilet, yet they haven't changed the stuff they broadcast.
Cannabal - May 9, 2014, 8:12 pm
Tell me more about how the Tea Party has saved the country from the evil and Hitlerian dictator from Kenya?
foxrecon19d - May 9, 2014, 7:59 pm
Oh...well that changes everything! Thanks for ushering in the new world of Occupy Wall Street! Eagerly awaiting the Democrat controlled main stream media justifying this!
fauxnews - May 9, 2014, 7:54 pm
"Over the weekend in New York, two Occupy Wall Street protesters got married at the protest. They are registered at Bed, Bath, and Seriously, You Need to Take a Bath." –Conan O'Brien
foxrecon19d - May 9, 2014, 7:46 pm
Dude...seriously... yesterdays OWS protestors have absolutely no idea what OWS means today
foxrecon19d - May 9, 2014, 7:43 pm
Oh, I hear you, brother!!! The great things that OWS has been all over the news after Barack Obama was through with them. In fact, with OWS all over the headlines, Obams can barely say anything about global warming that the news will report on. GO OWS!
Cannabal - May 9, 2014, 7:36 pm
If by "no longer exists" you mean it has changed its stride, that is most certainly the case, because OWS puts its money where its mouth is by buying off burdensome debts for pennies on the dollar to free people from financial slavery.
foxrecon19d - May 9, 2014, 6:54 pm
OWS was a pseudo-populist movement, which is why it no longer exists, unlike the Tea Party which has received so much ire from the IRS, the police, and biased coverage from the media
Cannabal - May 9, 2014, 6:15 pm
Unlike the Tea Party, OWS wasn't a corporately inflated pseudo-populist movement. If it was, then it would not have received so much ire and abuse from the police and biased coverage from the media.
foxrecon19d - May 9, 2014, 6:06 pm
I'm sure that Obama's corporate masters wanted Obama and the Democrats to organize Occupy Wall Street. That was a real image booster to the corporations who, after all, are only human...
Cannabal - May 9, 2014, 5:57 pm
You got it all wrong: the president does whatever his corporate masters want, because the president is a product, and the networks will present that product in whatever light gets them the most ratings, and that's all there is to it.
foxrecon19d - May 9, 2014, 4:58 pm
Having said that, it could be argued that the Al-Jezeera News Network may be considered the most unbiased of all the networks because, face it, they don't like Democrats or Republicans...
foxrecon19d - May 9, 2014, 4:57 pm
IIIIIIIIIIII'mmmm not too sure about this one. Yeah, you do have the five major news networks, but except for one of them, all the rest pretty much echo what Obama wants them to say.


stupidity -




BIBLE TRUTH - Conservatives are bad. Liberals are good. Because the Bible said so.


TAGS: ideology liberal conservative democrat republican
Rating: 4/5

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Renza - March 29, 2013, 10:07 am
Good chance, that and not being able to tell the difference between a black guy, a latino, a middle easterner, and a muslim.
Cannabal - March 28, 2013, 9:26 pm
I guess that's how the conservatives came to believe the "Kenyan-Moslem" theory of the incumbent president.
Renza - March 28, 2013, 7:13 pm
It's on the internet so it must be true. I read on the internet that you cant put things on the internet unless its true.
Cannabal - March 28, 2013, 3:12 pm
This I know, for the Bible tells me so.
PapaFox - March 28, 2013, 8:21 am
Well, if the BIBLE says so... ;)
Renza - March 28, 2013, 8:18 am
That is absolutely beautiful. Well done Cannabal.


CONSERVATIVES - Actually work for a living




LOAN RESTRICTIONS - That sounds like "Big Government" regulation to me.




CONSERVATIVES - They will not allow you to contaminate their narrow worldview with facts!


TAGS: conservatve republican bubble ideology teabagger
Rating: 2.6/5

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ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 9:34 am
and I have had the reverse
Renza - April 1, 2013, 8:39 am
While some are probably out there, I've yet to meet a liberal unwilling to hear facts or arguments. I have however had numerous threats from conservatives when offering opposing views... even when doing it respectfully.
ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 8:23 am
same goes for liberals
Renza - April 1, 2013, 7:55 am
Truth
PapaFox - April 1, 2013, 6:10 am
:-D


CONSERVATIVES IN CHARGE - What the House of Representatives will be like for the next 2 years.




CONSERVATIVE IS LATIN FOR "AVOWED SLAVE" -


TAGS: conservative republican fascist theocrat ideology
Rating: 1.95/5

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Cannabal - May 9, 2013, 6:34 pm
Fascism = corporatism. By all means, say what you want about Obama, but the most ardent fascist of the last general election was the vulture capitalist Mitt Romney himself.
Renza - May 9, 2013, 4:45 pm
Sad but there is much truth to that.
ChadAllen - May 9, 2013, 2:22 pm
That's rich since the only fascism I see is from this autocratic dictatorship of race baiting, nation dividing, taxpayer pilfering, ruling class elitists of government. Primarily Democrat in nature but with a few GOP RINO's thrown in for good measure too.
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2013, 6:06 pm
Too bad you're wasting your time. A conservative doesn't want to know the true hallmarks of Fascism. Too embarrassing.


SERIOUSLY -




Conservatism -




THE AMERICAN FASCIST PARTY - What could possibly go wrong?


TAGS: american fascist party ideology totalitarianism
Rating: 1.73/5

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PapaFox - March 20, 2013, 2:22 pm
It'll make you a great fan of the Tea Party: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/03/19/texas-tea-party-leader-promotes-fascist-party-as-pro-constitution-pro-america/


Death of an Ideal -




ideology is idiotic -


TAGS: skepticism ideology socialism nationalism fascism
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - July 8, 2016, 9:33 pm
But you got one 'fact' correct..."Do NOT try to pull the wool over a humanties/history scholar." That's right. Hopefully you follow that great advice. Your comments here were the 'humanities/history' equivalent of arguing that 2 + 2 = 5. Cheers :^)
fauxnews - July 8, 2016, 9:30 pm
The bottom line: conservativism taking to radicalized extremes becomes fascism. Liberalism taken to radicalized extremes becomes socialism and communism. That is why Stalin (a radicalized liberal) was arch-enemies with Hitler (a radicalized conservative)
fauxnews - July 8, 2016, 9:29 pm
One of the lies they loved to tell hoping to give their violent movement universal appeal was the lie that they were socialists...and for the workers...and Christians. In reality, they were elitist gangsters and psychopaths.
fauxnews - July 8, 2016, 9:28 pm
So proud, in fact, that Goebbel's gave the famous quote that lived on with infamy that, to paraphrase "If you tell a lie enough times, people will come to believe it." (2/2)
fauxnews - July 8, 2016, 9:27 pm
...The Nazis themselves were incredibly manipulative and pathetic in their attempts to give their horrific movement universal appeal. This included lying and propaganda. Goebbel's, their propaganda minister, was proud of this fact.(1/2)
fauxnews - July 8, 2016, 9:24 pm
....A 'real' (read: credible) humanities/history scholar would know that. Any college graduate and profession from a reputable University would laugh you out of a classroom for the 100% completely wrong historically-inaccurate statements you've made...
fauxnews - July 8, 2016, 9:19 pm
Twill1963...that is WITHOUT a doubt, one of the most ignorant posts from 'keyboard-to-screen' ever conceived. Brief history: Communism and socialism? Extreme of the LEFT spectrum. Fascism? Extreme to the right. The communists and Nazis? Enemies...
Greeny - July 8, 2016, 9:00 pm
This poster made its point perfectly
twill1962 - July 8, 2016, 9:00 pm
At the Nuremberg trials, the Nazi high command quoted dozens of Liberal Democrat icons, from Woodrow Wilson to Margaret Sanger. They quoted exactly ZERO Conservatives or Republicans. Do NOT try to pull the wool over a humanities/history scholar.
twill1962 - July 8, 2016, 8:56 pm
Nazi is short for Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, which means, National Socialist German Workers' Party. The Nazis were SOCIALISTS! Get your history right!
twill1962 - July 8, 2016, 8:54 pm
Until we entered WWII, Mussolini and Hitler were the darlings of the Liberal Left. It wasn't until 1941 that the Liberals decided to switch the Fascists and Nazis from Left to Right.
twill1962 - July 8, 2016, 8:52 pm
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Fascism and Nazism are LEFT, not Right. Monarchy is also Left. Left is absolute totalitarianism, with one person in charge. Right is anarchy, with no rules.


Dr Carson -




Political Conundrum -




Socialism in a Nutshell -


TAGS: communism socialism marxism democracy ideology
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - April 20, 2016, 8:31 pm

That is pure genius.
Cannabal - April 20, 2016, 3:29 pm
When Ted Cruz gets elected, he is going to annex it into the United States so he can declare himself retroactively an ipso facto natural born citizen.
fauxnews - April 20, 2016, 10:17 am
With all them one trick ponies you got there,11BoomBoom,you can start your own racetrack X-D Also,who said anything about Canada?If Trump wins,us"hurr-durr liberuls" are fleeing to some place commie AND warm...like Cuba.Cuban chicks are h**.Jus'saying;-)
Cannabal - April 19, 2016, 1:19 pm
Both parties are in the way of progress, kind of like Trump's Big Wall.
Curlyrocks - April 19, 2016, 1:16 pm
and judging by today's political climate, pissing off the other side is of the utmost importance to the progression of society.
Curlyrocks - April 19, 2016, 1:16 pm
Unfortunately no. it sucks but my business sense of not selling items worth more for less, and buying from the cheapest most effective source has left me opposed to Keystone and other programs that offer little value to the economy but piss off liberals.
Cannabal - April 19, 2016, 12:38 pm
Wow, you're so Republican, you could beat Ted Cruz & Donald Trump combined in the polls.
Curlyrocks - April 19, 2016, 12:36 pm
This is great, I have all kinds of bad business ideas. Does this mean I'm going to get them subsidized at the expense of the profitable, like the Tar Sands? cuz my idea is way worse than selling oil at market that cost $110 to extract.


The Implosion of Conservatism -


TAGS: conservatism devolves into rightwing ideology
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - May 17, 2017, 5:06 pm
We're getting there. After World War Two, Germany wasn't rebuilt in a day after they overthrew eight years of rule by a divisive, fascist, dictator and his propaganda ministry. Neither will America after America overthrew our fascist dictator
BurningSlanders - May 14, 2017, 5:01 pm
Has the Republican-controlled government made America great again yet? Or should I take a raincheck until the midterms?
Cyberhagen - April 15, 2017, 12:34 pm
Mostly just the idiotic ones the left comes up with, like 37 genders, all cops are racist, you can appease terrorists, and people are helpless w/o the government. They miss a few good ones too, though.


stupid liberals think there would be no crimes if there were no guns -




The Joker: On Political Factions -




Juxtaposition -


TAGS: socialism fascism democrat republican ideology
Rating: 3.67/5

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Cannabal - October 15, 2015, 7:46 pm
Ultimately, the Third Reich was a militaristic dictatorship, but it was decidedly fascist party. Hitler was very influenced by Mussolini himself.
freasy - October 14, 2015, 5:28 pm
I am quite sure that the NAZIs combined all of both stupid systems.


The Liberal Agenda -


TAGS: ideology liberalism society government politics
Rating: 2.33/5

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Cannabal - November 26, 2014, 12:00 am
For the record, I sided with Trotsky, which did not please our fearless leader, Moo Tse T'ang.
EmmaRoydes - November 19, 2014, 8:42 am
Now deny that you are a steenkeeng commie
EmmaRoydes - November 19, 2014, 8:41 am
Here's cannabal's facebook profile pic: http://102cherrywu.weebly.com/uploads/1/7/8/1/17811369/7470286_orig.jpg
EmmaRoydes - November 19, 2014, 8:39 am
These blinders are the latest fashion accessories from Paris. I like them.
Cannabal - November 19, 2014, 1:37 am
Have you no decency, you b'itch!
Curlyrocks - November 19, 2014, 1:34 am
You said something once, somewhere on here about that, sure I may be blowing it out of context or it may have been sarcastic but I'm still taking your a** down McCarthy style commie.
MrWTFO - November 19, 2014, 1:28 am
Thanks for the intro, moo+. Not sure I deserve credit (or blame) for politifake, though. Good to converse with you again, brother.
MrWTFO - November 19, 2014, 1:26 am
Stupid and need to have decisions made for them. To your question, though, please read: http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/viewSubCategory.asp?id=1223. Thanks for the welcome.
MrWTFO - November 19, 2014, 1:24 am
Traditional liberalism doesn't. The way the world defines that term is in regards to individual freedom. However, "liberals" in America are interested in limiting individual freedom in favor of govt control. Like Dr Gruber, US leftists feel people are too
Cannabal - November 19, 2014, 12:47 am
Bestism? I like it. I am the Bestist!
Cannabal - November 19, 2014, 12:46 am
Hey, WTFO, welcome back, man. So, tell me, what was "Liberal" about Hitler and Mussolini again?
Cannabal - November 19, 2014, 12:45 am
Remind me--because you know I have a short-term memory like a goldfish--why am I Communist again?
Cannabal - November 19, 2014, 12:43 am
You confuse Liberalism with Socialism there, darlin'. Take the blinders off, I know you're better than that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2014, 12:02 am

Just saw your forum post. You'll have to pm Motinet to sort that out. The rest of you should bow to WTFO....the reason Politifake was created.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 18, 2014, 11:58 pm

Whats up with the nic? Forget your password Grandpa?
MrWTFO - November 18, 2014, 11:33 pm
Looks like they are returning to the Progressives title. That is what they were using about 100 years ago. They switched to the liberal title to distance themselves from the support they gave to Mussolini and Hitler.
Curlyrocks - November 18, 2014, 7:58 pm
It's about time they rolled over to a new name. Maybe Sharingtology or we know bestism.
Curlyrocks - November 18, 2014, 7:56 pm
They're all the same political philosophies that have existed for hundreds of years, they just get updated and the names are changed to protect the guilty, In most cases due to piles of bodies. Speaking of that aren't you a communist Cannabal? I think....
EmmaRoydes - November 18, 2014, 10:08 am
Liberalism: political and economic doctrine that aims to replace private property and a profit-based economy with public ownership and communal control of at least the major means of production (e.g., mines, mills, and factories) and natural resources
OTC - November 18, 2014, 7:11 am
You mean, like man made global warming and climate change?
Cannabal - November 18, 2014, 3:44 am
Do you mean the Democratic Party? Believe or not, the Republicans have shown themselves to be somewhat more liberal than the Democrats (just not recently, y'know).
EmmaRoydes - November 18, 2014, 12:06 am
Too bad they lost their way. Now they are the Pied Piper Party
Curlyrocks - November 17, 2014, 11:55 pm
Well aware. Funny how the world changes, well names change but it's always the same ideas.
Cannabal - November 17, 2014, 8:20 pm
Really, is that what Liberalism is about? Are you aware the Libertarian movement is, for all intents and purposes, Classical Liberalism?
Curlyrocks - November 17, 2014, 7:58 pm
This must have been the philosophy before it changed to "government will do for you all the things the church used to, from feeding the poor up to torturing the non-believers."


Down By the River -


TAGS: republican conservative fascism government ideology
Rating: 0/5

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Cyberhagen - March 12, 2016, 12:25 pm
Because Detroit is so much better.


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